Yes. Bad Google Translate for the win, I guess. I'm going for the Crab though.

But uNcLe cAn rEaliTy wArP and tUrn the Giant Cunner Crab iNto lobsters

BUt i cReATEd tHE cRAb To Be A nEMeSIs For tHe uNCLE

Then the Giant Crab is immune to internet warping, so dA uNclE is gOnNa iNternEt wArp hiMself to be The gIant cUnner CrAb.

Or maybe turns himself to a uNcLe aStleY and rick roll Cunner Crab to death

Uh oh.

The Shark Men can cause severe lag by the way.

Lags just gonna make dA uNcLe more powerful as he can internet warp much better and stronger as longer the server is dying on lag and glitch or slow internet.

The missile sharks are said to have internet warp powers as well (because of the deep fried look in the image).

So that's a problem for dA uNcLe

U n c e l

Shark men eat all of them