Ban the user above you

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Let’s play a game, if you guys win, I’ll leave the internet and touch grass, if I win, I get admin and this wiki will belong to me

Rules are rather simple; ban the user above you, but make sure to specify why. For example:

Banned for reviving a game

Banned for “being against revivial”

Banned for using quotations

You start by "banning" me.

Fun and Games Rules:

Please do not make any stupid replies such as "Banned because idk" or "My hill because why not."

Continuation posts must be made after 300 replies are reached and the old posts must be closed as quickly as possible.

NSFW or offensive content is strictly banned.

All standard Wiki rules apply to the Fun and Games category. Unique rules for a post cannot stop any of the above rules.

(Edited by Captain Hooknado)

Banned for flooping da pig.

banned for turning pepperman into a marketable plushie

Banned because there's only 27 (now 26) comments left until Captain Hooknado touches grass for the first time in 17 billion years.

(Edited by ProtonPrompt)

banned because im not gonna sugarcoat it: did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing c before getting hurt?

Banned because if you hurt Peppino too much, you can go to hell!

Banned for putting beans in my food again

Banned for not being a lion pizza chicken.

banned for murdering snotty and his entire family

Banned because what you are about to witness will not be the contents of the formentioned cassette,

This is an entirely different recording.

banned for lying on your resume