All posts by CrazyChopsticks

At least the glitches aren't Pokemon Scarlet and Violet levels.

The monent you realize Japan ain't surrendering so you kind of gotta do the thing.

Damn man. No wonder I did so bad at my swim meets. My peers had sharks with them!

"Keep it Kempy" should be a new motto for our wiki or something.

I'd say 70s because this game was most likely made as a Jaws parody (I mean come on. Sharks maliciously eating humans?), and the other stuff from other decades were probably just added for aesthetic reasons.

How come this game is called "Hungry Shark: Primal" when 60% of the playable characters aren't even sharks.

Thanks! I'm leaving school on June 13th. I get to leave earlier than usual since we had no snow days this whole year.

Damn. I'm currently in Middle School, and everyone is either chill, inaudible, or illogical. I'm friends with basically every chill person, inaudible people are either very obnoxious to have to talk too or are nonexistent, and illogical people start 99% of "dramas".

Ikr

That's obviously Shark Jesus. He died on the cross for all our Sharky sins.

Same with my school. Some kids are assholes. This one girl was on her phone while the teacher came into his classroom, and the video said "suck my dick" at like max volume right when he came in. I feel that it wasn't fully accidental as she implied, but I just kind of accept their existence and go on with my day.

Ngl I have beef with basically no one at my school. The only people who I say I would "hate" are like two kids, and I only dislike them on certain occasions.

@Dunkleosteus Terrelli yup. It's young Randall from Monsters University. I don't want to sound like a weird af person but I kind of relate to his personality. Easily aproachable and dorky.

Kaiju are the main inspirations for my passion, but the only reason they're ever part of the Hungry Shark franchise is to please the annoying the literal and mental 5 year old Godzilla fans who want "Da King" in the games.

I swear to god. If this game is going to start adding random ass fictional "sharks" into it's game (looking at you Sharkjira and Behemoth), I'm going to commit mass genocide.

That sounds so depressing what the hell. What people on this planet have such a sad life that they get worked up over an incorrect prediction they made about a mobile game?

What I look like when my mom checks up on me studying for a social studies and science test at 1 AM.

Be nice guys Shin is trying his best :(

Shin Godzilla's 5th "mutation" is purely skeptical when it comes to wtf it does and is supposed to do. I personally think it's Godzilla trying to mimic humanity.

@ML v2 managing time is much easier said than done, but that might be because of my ADHD idk.