All posts by ProtonPrompt

Really late but this is super cool.

Gonna have to update and refurbish the other templates soon.

I eat deletion and you.

My hill.

I summon the Stand [Cream] and it devours me and itself, creating a void leading to an unknown dimension of darkness. It flies towards you, obliterates the box (it got sent to the void, not destroyed so it's not cheating trust) and erases you from existence.

My hill.

My vengeful ghost pulls out the Justice tarot card and turns you into a glass sculpture using it. You fall over and shatter into a million pieces.

My hill.

I revive because I had a Mr. Bones Joker in my pockets.

I pull out 3 Madness Jokers, perform a Royal Flush with my cards, and drown you in an absurdly huge amount of poker chips.

My hill.

V1 appears and places the blue and red skulls. Somehow not only does it heat up the Prelude, but it also heats up the entire planet and melts me. I escape to a cooling chamber and build a hill there.

My hill.

Nice try bucko, I covered my body in alkaline. I send you to 0-E from Ultrakill and you freeze to death.

My hill.

I use da power of my Stand [Mandom] to rewind time by 6 seconds, bringing you back. I jam my fingers into your heart and eviscerate your very life force, turning you into a desiccated powdery husk.

My hill.

Agreed, they got powercrept pretty badly.

The Throngler disapproves of your use and obliterates your body before self-destructing.

No one's hill.

I come back in my original body then pull out the strongest, most based sword in the history of strongest most based swords; the almighty unmatched Throngler.

Long story short, your sword and yourself have been diced into atomic pieces. I mail them to everyone that may come for the hill as a message.

My hill.

I die.

Some 500 years later, a man pulls out the sword, which is now embedded in a rock. Turns out I possessed the sword and use the poor bozo as my vessel to reclaim the hill.

My hill.

I revive and pull out the Valve Rocket Launcher to completely atomize you.

My hill.

Jokes on you, I never sleep. I use my Chargin' Targe to ram into you and my Eyelander to lop your head clean off.

My hill.

The cannonball bounces after killing him and I punch it back at you. You die.

My hill.

The statue turns out to be an unfortunate dude who stared at Medusa, who turns you into a statue as well. I build a new hill out of junkyard scrap.

My hill.

I buy a property in Egypt (that is not a pyramid) and what they do for me is they give me the property.

My property.

What hill? It exists no longer.

Anyways I pop a Totem and reclaim the pyramid.

My pyramid.

I parry one of the Fullest Auto blasts and it atomizes the MDK&O, then I deploy Big Johninator and he Johninates all over the hill and you with landmines. I go to Greed and buy the pyramid there.

I bought a property in Greed, and what they do for you is they give you the property.

My pyramid.

I return and deploy a Max Radiance Guttertank that obliterates all the V1s and V2s by spamming rockets, then it gives the Earthmover a lobotomy.

My reconstructed hill.